|
||
|
Once the Atlanto-Phoenican god of wrath, He Who Has A Terribly Long Name has stumbled from the divine pathway. Starting with the obliteration of his primary center of worship (the "Lost" City of Aldrebikor, formerly on the former island of Trebitha) for failing to liberally douse his sacrifices with the required sauces and continuing with his wholesale incineration of the Catholic scholar-monk, St. Pugnatius the Roasted (and the entire Abbey of St. Dismas) in 1149 due to St. Pugnatius' provocative labeling of him as a "pagan demon", Ashermandrabaal's prestige has steadily declined. His blistering anger, mad ravages, and ability to rant for hours on end regarding the petty annoyances of life, have not, however. Recruited into the Conspiracy because the Invisible Emperor "likes his sense of proportion", Ashermandrabaal has proven himself a valuable member of the Imperial Committee on Surplus Human Removal Strategies and a fine Minister of Belligerence, Pontification, and Confusion. Currently running his Ministry from the volcanic isle of Sutroa, Ashermandrabaal has taken his task, that of informing the useless morons why they need to die, gleefully to heart and is presently working on a way of telepathically transmitting his message to everyone, everywhere, simultaneously. In his free time, he likes to decode tomes of dark lore, incite riots, and watch professional wrestling. Recently he has been spotted with the deadly Lady Ash de Winters, which
should prove interesting. |
||