Welcome, member of the soon to be enslaved masses, to the rebirth of the Conspiracy to Subjugate Humanity. Our little cabal has had a few minor setbacks in the recent past (not least of which was my personal imprisonment within the North Polar Icecap). Nonetheless, we have persevered and thanks to the brilliance of His Transparent Majesty, the Invisible Emperor, we now stand at the dawn of a glorious new era... An era ruled by the Conspiracy.

As part of our outreach program, His Transparent Majesty has appointed and myself to the task of creating and maintaining this website. It is our desire that it will explain your proper place in the New Order to come, as well as introduce you to your proper overlords (which, for the benefit of the incredibly dense among you, would be ourselves). While, at first, I was more in favour of simply writing our manifesto in 50' high letters carved out of the ice covering the frozen wreck of Australia (or, possibly, the Sahara. I despise deserts), Doctor Apocalypse's venomous good cheer and enthusiasm has proven somewhat infectious. And, I ask you, how could I possibly resist the chance to use the fiendish, mind-warping, symbology currently embedded in the text of this message? Relax, the tingling of your extremities and the blurred vision will go away in a few hours, you have nothing to worry about.

Enjoy this splendid opportunity to learn about your future rulers, I am sure you will find it time well spent.

Sincerely,